Veren zol fun dir a blintsa
(How ya doin Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey
(How ya doin Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey
(How ya doin Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey
And all the goyim say Im pretty fly for a rabbi
Meccha leccha hi, meccha hiney hiney ho
Our temples had a fair share of rabbis in the past
But most of em were nudniks and none of em would last
But our new guys real kosher, I think hell do the trick
I tell ya, hes to dies for - he really knows his shtick
So hows by you? Have you seen this Jew?
Reads the Torah, does his own accounting too
Workin like a dog at the synagogue
Hes there all day, hes there all day
Just say "Vay iz mir!" and hell kick into gear
Hell bring you lots of cheer and maybe bagels with some shmeer
Just grab your yarmulka and
Hey! Hey! Do that Hebrew thing!
(How ya doin Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey
(How ya doin Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey
(How ya doin Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey
And all the goyim say Im pretty fly (for a rabbi)
He shops at discount stores, not just any will sufice
He has to find a bargain cause he wont pay retail price
He never acts meshugga and hes hardly a schlemiel
But if you wanna haggle, oy, hell make you such a deal!
People used to scoff, now they say "Mazel tov!"
Hes such a macher cause he worked his tuchis off
Yeah, he keeps his cool and teaches shul
Whats not to like? Whats not to like?
On high holy days, you know he prays and prays
And he never eats pastrami on white breath with mayonnaise
Put on your yarmulka and
Hey! Hey! Do that Hebrew thing!
When hes doing a Bar Mitzvah, now that you shouldnt miss
Hell always shlep on down for a wedding or a briss
They say hes got a lot of chutzpah, hes really quite hhhhhip
The parents pay the moyl and he gets to keep the tip
(How ya doin Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey
(How ya doin Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey
(How ya doin Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey
Meccha leccha hi, meccha meccha cholly ho
Hes doin well, I gotta kvell
The yentas love him, even shicksas think hes swell
Show up at his home, he says "Shalom"
And "Have some cake - you want some cake?"
Yah, he calls the shots, we really love him lots
Oy gevalt, Im so ferklempt that I could plotz
So grab your yarmulka
The one you got for Chanukah
Lets put on our yarmulkas and
Hey! Hey! Do that Hebrew thing!
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