Mom and dad are goin out for the evening
And youre stuck inside the house all alone
Thats when you decide it might be fun to harrass someone
Dial a random number up on your telephone
You ask if their refrigerator is running
Then you tell em they should go out and catch it
Buddy, if they ever figured out where you were callin em from
Theyd come and bust your head right in with a ratchet
Listen to me
Dont go makin phony calls
Please stick to the seven-digit numbers youre used to
I know that you think its funny drivin folks right up the wall
But its really gettin old fast
Little Melvin has a natural obsession
Askin for Prince Albert in a can
He gets a kick each time he makes a collect call
To some guy he doesnt know who lives in Japan
Hes callin strangers up at three in the morning
Gives em pizza pie delivery at four
He wont be laughin when theyre tracin his line
One day the phone police will be there at his door
Yo, hear me
Dont go makin phoney calls
Only dial the seven-digit numbers youre used to
Swear someday Im gonna yank that phone cord right out from the wall
How long is this phase gonna last?
Come on
Moes Taverne - Where the elite meet to drink.
Uh, yeah, hello, is Mike there? Last name Rotch.
Hold on; Ill check.
My crotch! My crotch! Hey, has anybody seen my crotch lately?
Listen to me, you little puke.
One of these days, Im gonna catch you
And Im gonna carve my name on your back with an icepick!
Dont go makin phoney calls
Only dial the seven-digit numbers youre used to
You went through the New Yourk City phone book and prank-called em all
Hope that you grow out of this fast
Grow out of this fast...
Dont go makin phoney calls
Only dial the seven-digit numbers youre used to
But you think its funny drivin folks right up the wall
But its really gettin old fast
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