Peter Parker was pitiful
Couldnt have been any shyer
Mary Jane still wouldnt notice him
Even if his hair was on fire
But then one day he went to that science lab
That mutated spider came down
Oh, and now Peter crawls over everyones walls
And hes swingin all over town
La li la, li de da
La la, li le la da dum
Sling us a web, youre the Spider-Man
Sling us a web tonight
Cause were all in the mood for a hero now
And theres evil doers to fight
Now Harry the rich kids a friend of his
Who horns in on Mary Jane
But to his great surprise it seems she prefers guys
Who can kiss upside down in the rain
"With great power comes great responsibility"
Thats the catch phrase of old Uncle Ben
If you missed it, dont worry, theyll say the line
Again and again and again
Oh, la la la, di de da
La la, di di da da dom
Now Normans a billionare scientist
Who never had time for his son
But then something went screw and before you knew he
Was trying to kill everyone
And hes ridin around on that glider thing
And hes throwin that weird pumpkin bomb
Yes, hes wearin that dumb Power Rangers mask
But hes scarier without it on
Sling us a web, youre the Spider-Man
Sling us a web tonight
Cause youre brave and youre strong and so limber now
But whered you come up with those tights?
Its a pretty sad day at the funeral
Norman Osborn has bitten the dust
And I heard Harrys said he wants Spider-Man dead
Aw, but his buddy Pete he can trust
Oh, and M.J. is all hot for Peter now
Aw, but Peter, he just shuts her down
Mary Jane, dont you cry, you can give it a try
Again when the sequal comes round
Oh, la la la, di de da
La la, di di da da dum
Sling us a web, youre the Spider-Man
Sling us a web tonight
Cause we all sure could use us a hero now
And we think that youll do all right
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