So you got dry rot and your water pressures weak
Your trash compactors broke, the roof has sprung a leak
You just found out your toilets overflowed
And your smoke detectors smoking and your heaters gonna explode
But
Ill repair for you (when the roof starts to fall)
Ill repair for you (all the cracks in your wall)
Ill repair for you (every nail, bolt and screw)
Your washers busted and your faucet drips all night
You got some termites with a healthy appetite
Well have no fear, Ill patch up every hole
And Im licensed and Im bonded, even se habla espanol
So
Ill repair for you (when your doorknob is loose)
Ill repair for you (when your plungers no use)
Ill repair for you (with a caulk and hot glue)
I am prepared to tackle all kinds of paste and spackle
You got a leaky shower, Ill be there in an hour
With stucco, bricks and plaster, I am a Jedi master
Well help you through your crisis
Check out our low, low prices too, yeah
Your floors are sagging and your plumbings shot
But if you dont mind my hairy butt crack every time that I squat
Ill repair for you, anything that you need
Ill repair for you, and my words guaranteed
Ill repair for you, Ill rewire it too
Ill repair for you
Ill repair for you
Ill repair for you, every nail, bolt and screw
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